just for fun

The best text messages I’ve received since August:

Have you ever woken up thankful that you didn’t poop your pants in your sleep? I did this morning.

A word of advice: When eating a goat’s eye, you’re gonna have to swallow the entire thing whole. How you keep it down is up to you.

Just thought you should know, Banu thinks you are pretty ;)

With mustache, I look exactly like the male lead in Deep Throat.

I woke up today saying to myself, “I’m about to start stabbing faces.” I have no idea what I was dreaming about.

I thought of you the other day when my host aunt dropped some plof on the floor and she scooped it up and put it back on the platter.

It hurts when I poop.

I woke up sweaty and naked today.

I think I pickled my liver.

My textbook says that a cure for colds is to cut slices of meat, put pepper on them and tie it around your throat. What!?

When I woke up this morning, I was in the middle of eating a cookie. I have no idea where it came from or how I got it.

Best word ever: igrovoy aftomat. It means one-armed bandit but also fruit machine.

I have to poop but I’m afraid.

A sheep just gave birth to two baby lambs and my host dad named them Tim and Phil.